Posts Tagged ‘Lady Luck’

Whenever I need lady luck the most while playing online casinos she seems to be missing in action, literally. Being a slot player I have concluded that she tends to gravitate to the craps table. Did you ever notice the cheers and jeers from players in one of the most exciting table games invented? Come to think of it, I can’t really blame her for not coming to my aid every time I beckon her.

I need all the casino tricks I can muster when I’m down to my last few credits. Time and time again I wonder where that little trollop has run off to next. Lady Luck is particular I am certain as she graces her presence on who should win next. She spreads her luck around all of us but sometimes I think she may spread it to thin.

I think it would be best if she reorganizes. Like when I spin the reels and hit the bonus round for a chance at the big jackpot. Lady Luck needs some emergency assistance. Come by lear jet straight into my living room and zap the online casino in my favor.

I wouldn’t mind having her job. Maybe I could strike a deal with the players and get a piece of the pie if show up. Nope, Lady Luck is way too honorable to take bribes. Ah, if I only knew the secrets to get her attention. She sneaks up on me when I least expect and am about to shut the lid on my laptop. The casino trick is here is to know what grabs her attention. The poor thing runs from one gambler to the next and must be a very busy lady for sure.

At least she can rest her tootsies in our homes as we play online casinos away from the madness of land based casinos. Maybe I’ll prepare a big pitcher of sangria and get her a bit tipsy next time she drops by. There I go trying to bribe Lady Luck.